@HexHammer,
Perhaps an 'insult gallery' where all those who become members open them selves to what ever the wind flatulates at them.
I would encourage this because there are obviously needs not being met.
I wonder where all the constructive critsism is.
You cant complain if you dont try to fix where the problem is.
You cant call someone a fool and not at least atempt to show an alternative.
Would you be by joining this 'insult gallery' a fool or a genius?
Insults can be wonderfull and fun things;
'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawers.' King Henry VI
'And the Americans were aghast:
Shakespear, Madam, is obscene, and, thank God,
we are sufficiently advanced to have found it out.'
Quoted by Frances Trollope
'some of low- as in these verses written for the collar of the Prince Regent's pet dog:
I am His Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Alexander Pope'
'-a jibe which gave one of the wounded a chance to get a little of his own back:
The great honour of that boast is such
That hornets and mad dogs may boast as much.
Lord Hervey'
'Keats promptly dies, and his friend and champion Shelley prompted the notion that he had been mortally wounded by his bad reviwes:
It may well be said that these wretched men know not what they do. ...What gnat did they strain at here, after having swallowed all those camels?
Against what woman taken in adultery dares the foremost of these literary prostitutes to cast his opprobrious stone? Miserable man! You, one of the meanest, have wantonly defaced one of the noblest specimens of the workmanship of God. Nor shall it be your excuse that, murderer as you are, you have spoken daggers, but used none.
Percy Bysshe Shelly Preface to "Adonais"'
'A denaturalized being who, having exhausted every species of sensual gratification, and drained the cup of sin to its bitterest dregs, is resolved to show that he is no longer human, even in his frailties, but a cool, unconcerned fiend'
John Stiles On Lord Byron.
One poetic young Turk who did achieve Establishment respectability was William Wordsworht, reaching dubious heights as poet laureate.
'In his youth, Wordsworht sypathised with the French Revolution, went to France, wrote good poetry, and had a natural daughter. At this period he was a "bad" man.
Then he became "good", abandoned his daughter, adopted correct principles, and wrote bad poetry.'
Bertrand Russell.
'He is old enough to know worse'
'A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing'
'If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her convicts, she dosen't deserve to have any'
Oscar Wilde.
'He could charm an audience an hour on a stretch without ever getting rid of an idea'
'Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.'
'Such is the human race. Often it does seem a pity that Noah an dhis party didn't miss the boat.'
'Flease can be taught nearly anyhting that a congressman can'
'In the first place God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards.'
Mark Twain.
'It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.'
Bernard Shaw
You smelt it you dealt it.