@Deckard,
Deckard;122456 wrote:Chickens and spatulas are also incapable of learning calculus. There is quite a long list of things incapable of learning calculus. A million retarded people tapping away at a million typewriters for an unlimited amount of time would eventually write Newtons Principia. That's a funny mental picture but I digress; it's something I do sometimes; yep, I'm a digressor, or is it digresser? Anyway, would a retarded person come closer to learning calculus than a dog? I suppose dogs have some language skills but I think even retarded humans have them beat on that front. Can a computer learn calculus or is being programmed different from learning? Would dogs have computers beat on this front? How about a robot dog like the one that belongs to Doctor Who. Or should that be: "Doctor Whom"? It is the objective case so I think it should be "Whom" but then "Doctor Who" isn't really his name it's just the name of the show; he's just the "the doctor" or rather "The Doctor". I think I use the semicolon too much. I have digressed. I don't see how equating retarded-human-calculus-learning-abilities and canine-calculus-learning-abilities achieves anything beyond the faint suggestion that retarded humans are more like dogs than they are like humans who can learn calculus. Was Rainman retarded? I bet he knew calculus or he could learn it or maybe it would just make him mad and he would start screaming about Wapner and K-mart and banging his head against the wall. That movie's old. I'm dating myself. However, I'm not putting out unless I buy myself dinner. I liked that song at the beginning of Rainman: "Iko Iko". The lyrics are wicked scary like some voodoo hex or something.
I think you well understood my point, but you just decided to be a prick. Which is fine, but don't use my dog mention as a red herring. Thanks.
But in case you really don't understand my point: No, not everyone human can learn calculus. And no, not every human can understand, let alone write, Newton's Principia. I have no clue why you, or anyone, would think this. The mere fact that an organism is human, doesn't mean it's
necessarily more capable of learning. A very retarded human is less capable, in many respects, than other bright mammals.
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A million retarded people tapping away at a million typewriters for an unlimited amount of time would eventually write Newtons Principia.
I wonder if you really believe this, or if this was also said in a jocular fashion. I wonder if you think a million toddlers tapping away at a million typewriters would eventually write Newton's Principia, too.
A million idiots would still produce idiotic results. Some people will never be brilliant, that's all.