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manored
 
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 10:58 pm
This is a thread for jokes that are funny and make think. In case some epic flamewar spawns from this: It was Catchabula's idea. This is the first joke

THINK ABOUT IT.

And post.

#Disclaimer: We dont responsabilize ourselves for the ocurrence of depressingly lame jokes.

#Disclaimer 2: "We" means "Me".

#Disclaimer 3: My grammar sucks.

#Disclaimer 4: You are supposed to think why something this stupid is funny

#Disclaimer 5: The joke is not actually funny. Deadlock!
 
Catchabula
 
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 11:29 pm
@manored,
Waw, this Koan brought me to an inch of Satori. No big laugh yet, just a grin. Well, I know a joke and it's called reality. It takes a long time to understand but the laugh in the end is devastating. Any other jokes? Let them roll !
 
VideCorSpoon
 
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 11:38 pm
@Catchabula,
"A doctor takes his first rounds at an asylum. He goes up to the first patient he sees and asks, "Who do you think you are?" The patient replied, "I, sir, am Napoleon!" "And how do you know you are Napoleon," asked the doctor. The patient replied, "Because God told me so." Then, from across the room, another patient yelled, "I... DID... NOT!!!"
 
manored
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 10:00 am
@Catchabula,
Catchabula wrote:
Waw, this Koan brought me to an inch of Satori. No big laugh yet, just a grin. Well, I know a joke and it's called reality. It takes a long time to understand but the laugh in the end is devastating. Any other jokes? Let them roll !
So much true that the very fact of that reality is a joke is a joke Smile

VideCorSpoon wrote:
"A doctor takes his first rounds at an asylum. He goes up to the first patient he sees and asks, "Who do you think you are?" The patient replied, "I, sir, am Napoleon!" "And how do you know you are Napoleon," asked the doctor. The patient replied, "Because God told me so." Then, from across the room, another patient yelled, "I... DID... NOT!!!"
Smile
 
Icon
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 10:03 am
@manored,
So Descarte walks into a bar. The bar tender asks if he'll have a drink. Descarte replies "I think not" and vanishes.
 
Catchabula
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 12:42 pm
@Icon,
I saw that one in a website, but it's a good one indeed. Let's agree NOT to tell these that you can find here:

Other philosophy jokes

or here:

http://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=247

Consume one at a time folks, or you'll die laughing :bigsmile:
 
xris
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 02:04 pm
@Catchabula,
Not very philosophical but jokes..If at first you dont succeed , sky diving is not for you.....Two snowmen one asks the other "can you smell carrots" I love that one..
 
manored
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 03:05 pm
@xris,
A wanderer is wandering through a randow path then he finds a man sitting in a rock, staring at the horizon.

-What are you doing, you who stares?
-I am waiting for a seventeen headed dragon to show up.
-And, why are you waiting for a creature that doesnt exists?
-Because I need to kill a dragon. A dragon head is the entrance ticket to the city of the gods.
-But if it doesnt exists, why you are waiting for it, instead of hunting the one headed ones?
-Because I am married and have fifteen sons.
-But then, easier will it be to kill seventeen dragons, than for a single seventeen headed one to show up!
-I know, but I cant kill seventeen dragons.
-Well, you can continue in your hopeless waiting, I will kill a dragon myself and enter the city of the gods.

And the wanderer wandered on to kill a dragon, dying in the process. The man remained waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Eventually he had to build a house there and a farm to upkeep he and his family while waiting. He grew old and died, and through the course of many centuries his family grew up in a civilization. In the history of this civilization there was a specially notable moment then the infamous tiranic king was eaten by a seventeen headed dragon the flew out of nowhere, who shortly after died of cardiac insuficiency and fell on top of a orphanate.

I know its more a love story winhout love than a joke, but good for thinking anyway.
 
Icon
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 03:13 pm
@manored,
How many Freudian Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?




























2: One to change the light bulb and the other to hold his Privates- MOTHER! LADDER!!... Damn it.
 
Khethil
 
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 03:46 pm
@Icon,
I saw this a while ago and about busted a gut; it reminds me of many of our conversations here.
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/nq/2009/nq090111.gif


Source Page, Copyright 2009, WileyInk Inc
 
xris
 
Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2009 05:22 am
@Khethil,
Khethil wrote:
I saw this a while ago and about busted a gut; it reminds me of many of our conversations here.
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/nq/2009/nq090111.gif


Source Page, Copyright 2009, WileyInk Inc
I dont get it can you explain it to me please.
 
manored
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 09:00 am
@manored,
Everthing is nice and flowers till somebody decides to question our most fundamental concepts about the world Smile
 
VideCorSpoon
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 09:23 am
@manored,
And then someone comes along and questions those concepts.
 
Icon
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 11:34 am
@manored,
And then someone comes along and questions the concept of questioning and by the time we are done, we are no more than lumps, unable to accept or process anything. HORRAY PHILOSOPHY!
 
Catchabula
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:00 pm
@Icon,
I think that's not really funny...
 
hammersklavier
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:23 pm
@Catchabula,
Not really a philosophy joke but still funny:
Quote:
Afrocentrist: And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy.
Most annoying social trends - Page 9 - Philadelphia Speaks
 
Icon
 
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:49 pm
@manored,
PCU is a great movie.
 
manored
 
Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2009 07:46 am
@Icon,
Icon wrote:
And then someone comes along and questions the concept of questioning and by the time we are done, we are no more than lumps, unable to accept or process anything. HORRAY PHILOSOPHY!
Luckly we end up just ignoring it Smile

PCU stands for...
 
Khethil
 
Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2009 08:49 am
@manored,
manored wrote:
Everthing is nice and flowers till somebody decides to question our most fundamental concepts about the world Smile


Yea, pretty much. How many times have we used what we see to be 'obvious' support for an idea, only to have it thrown back into absurdity? There are two sides to this coin, and it is the lot of philosophers all over to work through it Smile

Thanks
 
manored
 
Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2009 09:49 am
@manored,
Lets wait a while before telling then there is a third size, that would be too much stress in little time Smile
 
 

 
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