Now now max, don't try to change subject. A Jew in the kitchen would do something about the heat just as a Nazi would.
We are all human beings; and regardless of race or creed, when it gets hot in the kitchen we get uncomfortable. We start sweating, perhaps get itchy. We long for a breath of fresh air.
So we must look for the source of the heat, and see how we may remedy the situation. If there is a heater on, we can turn it off. If a fire is raging, we can put it out (even if people call us Nazis for squelching it). If we can't stop it (i.e. the oven is making the heat, and it must stay on because the turkey hasn't finished yet) we can open the windows or turn on the air conditioner.
Whatever happens in this world... never, NEVER give in to those who would confine you to a hot kitchen! They will try to convince you that the heat is a necessity, and drown you in pools of perspiration.
To you I say: open the window but for a little while, and see if you don't reap the abundant benefits of fresh air in your lives. (Or at least go take a shower.)
Oh and Nazis? What Nazis? Berg taught us all that it was all just a Jewish conspiracy. Or don't you remember? Perhaps you ought to spend a little more time studying the Holy Bergan Words and less time at the strip joint.
