@Purplesawdust,
Western philosophy can be a waste of time sometimes. However, since Mr. Purplesawdust is expecting me to share my thoughts on this famous "puzzle," I guess I can waste a few seconds.
Given: A tree falls. No one is around to hear it.
Q: Does it make a sound?
A: Scientifically speaking, yes. No matter what it lands on, no matter which way it falls, it's going to make a sound of some kind. It simply can't literally be
proven that it made a sound if nobody was there to witness the event and hear it for themselves. I'd make an analogy to compare the situation but... I can't think of a good one. X) lolz.
Anyway, that's my answer.