You were obviously created to be an object in my world.

Indeed I am.....

This analogy doesn't work.
If you are truly creating your own world, it would seem to follow that you've created your own system of cause and effect, laws, rules and regulations as well, so you would therefore imagine someone punching you in the face when you take their wallet, unless you are a very sly pickpocket and they don't notice.

Which came first your primordial ancestor or mine?

How do you feel about evolution? I mean, how far do you want to go back for this answer? Single cell organisms? Further back?