Hopefully not a draftee.
I haven't quite grown up yet. A life of paying taxes and ironing my ties is not interesting; a decade or so of this nonsense hasn't convinced me otherwise. So perhaps i'll move south to the jungle and start a tribe.
That all sounds like what I would do, but one thing. There are deserts for a reason. That wasn't a mistake. If you get rid of deserts, the animals that can somehow live in that habitat may die off because they won't be used to "green". But air cooling systems sound awesome.