Bock Bock Bu-Kaw!

"Hello. I am both a chicken and blue: please, no question. I live on a farm in Idaho. My interests include grain, attempting to fly (not yet... but soon!) and the occasional peck at a human. My life is not eminently interesting, although I have not been turned into a sandwich filling yet so I am not compaining."

("But sometimes I dream, oh do I dream. I dream of being a 21-year old university student in rural Ontario, Canada. A philosophy student, no doubt. Where I can read my heart's fill of Kierkegaard, Derrida, Schopenhauer, Berkeley, Heidegger, Adorno and Pascal (who are, of course, my favourites) and apply them to my favourite areas of the philosophy of religion, music language and epistemology (even when everyone else tells me ethics are the way to go). My other interests include video games, my flute, the occasional (chronic) beer and a very poor selection of music and poetry. I am too shy for my own good, and while I rarely participate I am always paying attention. That is the stuff of dreams. Oh to live a life like that!")

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