Thank you for introducing yourself. Glad to see you've joined us and hope you make yourself at home on the forums. Time to talk Philosophy!

Welcome Stormalv!

Without welcoming you?welcome! I am glad you are a diverse and alive being. Diversity is a very good attribute to have because it keeps your mind open to new perspectives. I also appreciate that you are an alive being. Because otherwise you would be a zombie? and the other members would like to keep their brains for sentimental reasons. There was a zombie purge a few months ago with one member? 2kewl4school. Look him up. Can't find him? Exactly. LOL!

Look forward to seeing you 'round the forum.

Perhaps we have been too harsh on the zombies... all they want is a little brain for themselves. Are we so selfish that we have to keep all of our brains? Can't we give them at least a little?

LOL! Though I am inclined to agree with you, the fact of the matter is that zombies ask too much when it comes to our brains. To give a little brain is essentially opening a floodgate for the potentially more brains. If I'm elected as the chancellor of cheese, I pledge to cut brain offerings to a minimum by cutting the source of brain production.

I think we owe it to the movie industry and the everyday zombie to keep the giving of brains to a minimum. Remember? by giving just a little brain? a little bit more hard earned brain tastes all the sweeter. A brain is a terrible thing to waste.

So this November when you go to the ballot box? cast your vote for "No to Brains." I stand for change? a change in how we approach the zombie issue. I'm VideCorspoon? and I approve this message.

This has been a paid advertisement by the nonsense of VideCorSpoon and T. Boone Pickens.

Should we expect anything other than elitism and stinginess from someone who is clearly in the pocket of oil men? I'm not surprised.

To call a donation of brain, especially a donation of brain to the underprivileged zombie population, a "waste" is criminal. These zombies never had the chance to have a brain of their own. It's high time we figuratively open our hearts, and literally open our minds, to the struggling zombies everywhere.

End the discrimination. Brains for zombies! Because even a zombie deserves to think for him... er, her... are zombies sexed?

LOL! How dare you sir?. How dare you. It is true? zombies do have qualities similar to ethanol. Zomb-oil is a great alternative fuel, green (both in undead skin color and the environment), and a super recycling program to boot. Alaskan wildlife preserve, a green planet, George Clooney, alternative energy, ipod? and dare I say it? zomb-oil. It's a groovy new industry that's hip-hop cool and pop'in fresh! But super rich, billionaire, alternate agenda oil men have a heart too. But should we give that heart to the zombies too? Where does it end? Do we give them an arm and a leg as well?

But puzzah and a degrading chur'rum I say to zombies. Tiny Tim? I mean? zombies and their ukulele shall go wanting this Christmas. Being a grey matter conservative, we are not entirely without thought to the plight of zombies. For instance, we have fantastic food programs located at the foot of strategically placed volcanoes which are only incidentally located near zomb-oil processing facilities. Zomb-oil... working for a better tomorrow... 28 days later.