Married couples sometimes treat each other like objects while in bed. It's fun. You think that married couples whisper sweet nothings and compliment one another's intelligence while in bed?

My primary observation of the initial post is this: It sure seems like the author would be relieving himself of much suffering if he were to have casual sex.

At the very least, he would then be capable of speaking from the position of both someone who has and someone who has not had sex with a modicum of validity.