I would be a huge disembodied foot.

(I put this here for fun not necessarily inquiry, unless you want to)

What mythical creature, being, construct(includes robots i have decided) would you could you be?

Give a description of the creature and its powers and how you would use them?

You can make up your own hero if you dont know the creature but know the 'powers'.
A question like; what superpowers would you have? fits as well.
(and creatures are only villians if they use their powers for ill, so if you want to be a vampires powers you can have them, but you wont necessarily have to kill to have them, make the destinction please, does this make you not a vampire?, or is this delusion that we are only as powerful as our moral choices, and does some power only come with the selection or deletion of said morality? but you do not need to answer this, this is a fun question first, so what would could you be?)

I was goning to say no gods, but wont, but if we could keep away from omnipotence and immortality unless physicaly abled to do so and bestow.

I would not be any, since if I were one, I would not exist. And I don't think I would like that very much.

A spirit of nature , of the woods, to enjoy the seasons and remember the good times before man appeared and know they will return. To blow my pans pipes at sunset across mist clouded valleys, to remind man he is transient but we are constant.

I would be the Tetris God.

Big deal you say? Have you ever played Tetris, needed a single piece, and subsequently been dealt twenty consecutive pieces that do you absolutely no good? I rest my case. Line piece...LINE PIECE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOSdHFXdU8

(I put this here for fun not necessarily inquiry, unless you want to)

What mythical creature, being, construct(includes robots i have decided) would you could you be?

Give a description of the creature and its powers and how you would use them?

You can make up your own hero if you dont know the creature but know the 'powers'.
A question like; what superpowers would you have? fits as well.
(and creatures are only villians if they use their powers for ill, so if you want to be a vampires powers you can have them, but you wont necessarily have to kill to have them, make the destinction please, does this make you not a vampire?, or is this delusion that we are only as powerful as our moral choices, and does some power only come with the selection or deletion of said morality? but you do not need to answer this, this is a fun question first, so what would could you be?)

I was goning to say no gods, but wont, but if we could keep away from omnipotence and immortality unless physicaly abled to do so and bestow.

I want to be one of those mean little man monkeys...There is nothing they will dare, and no God they not spit in the face of... I want to be one of those...

We are only monkeys if we do not know God, so your wish may be achievable if not already achieved.
But the fact you still think there is a God worth your spittle funny as it sounds still gives you hope and chance to be your dreams desire, be that an irrate little chimp if that is all you dream hope.
Our hopes are what makes us worth being more.

I never met the fellow, but if he is riding my load he can get off and push...

Man is God without the power and prestege...No matter how stupid we get, we just can't get no respect...That reminds me of a joke...

I would want to be Ganesha, god of wisdom and learning. A being without much power but in the end wisdom will conquer everything.

Why not Juggernaut, Lord of the Universe...