Hello, everyone. Apparently I'm supposed to introduce myself to make sure I'm not just a computer program that's going to spam the forum. But if I were a clever computer program writer, I would write a program that would post an fake introduction before spamming to lull everyone into a false sense of security.

However, I am not a clever computer programmer. I am, as you can see... a bear cub, who has been specially trained to type on an over-large keyboard (since I have no thumbs or dexterity in my fingers). It's sort of like those chimps who can sign, except now we have a bear who can type!

You might be thinking to yourself, "Alright, a bear who's been taught how to type, I can believe that, but what does a bear have to do with philosophy? Do bears even have philosophies?" Well, I am here to tell you - yes we do! We have a long history of bear philosophers, starting with the very wise and noble Baloo, who had a very simplistic, natural philosophy, to Smokey, whose cause is environmental responsibility, to Pooh, who valued and studied the social interactions of bears and other creatures.

As you can see, the bear community has a long and noble history of philosophy. I have not yet made a name for myself in history, but I will attempt to further the philosophical growth of bear kind and understanding of bear ways.