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Reply Fri 7 Mar, 2008 01:38 am
loving Jesus
I try so hard not to give in to my lust for Jesus! He is so beautiful that I can't stop thinking about HIM!!! I am a grown-up man, and I'm sure that HE will damn me to hell for loving HIM the way that I want to. But I can't stop thinking about HIS beautiful naked body, HIS perfect muscles, HIS Holy circumsized PENIS. Oh my sweet loving Jesus! Please let me make love to you, let me taste all of your Holy body! Let me love you with every ounce of my being! You made me the way I am, and I bless the fact that I am GAY! Please, JESUS, share your holy naked perfection with my sinful body! I LOVE YOU, JESUS!!! Twisted Evil
 
Arssle
 
Reply Fri 7 Mar, 2008 12:12 pm
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http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u265/arssle/5fc2453b5b256330ea999ec447cf8277.gif
I guess, since he's an imaginary deity, you can imagine him however you want. How he was in real life... he was probably an ugly-mug, I don't know.
 
Anonymous
 
Reply Fri 7 Mar, 2008 03:40 pm
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The historical Jesus would be rolling over in his grave if he was still in it. Rolling Eyes
 
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Reply Fri 7 Mar, 2008 04:25 pm
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Imaginary Mortal wrote:
The historical Jesus would be rolling over in his grave if he was still in it. Rolling Eyes
I think that "rolling over" is exactly what this guy would like Jesus to do. Razz
 
Cookie 2
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 12:43 pm
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lets say jesus is who the bible says he is, according to the bible, he would have been ugly as foretold in Isaiah

[quote]Isaiah 53 New American Standard Bible ©
2 For He grew up before Him like a tender shoot, And like a root out of parched ground; He has no stately form or majesty That we should look upon Him, Nor appearance that we should be attracted to Him. [/quote]
 
Thorwald 1
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 05:19 pm
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Cookie wrote:
according to the bible, he would have been ugly as foretold in Isaiah


I forgot about that verse. I had to memorise that entire chapter many years ago.

According to some, here is what a typical Jewish man would have looked like back then (and they also claim this is what Jesus would have looked like, assuming there really was a such a man and there is no physical evidence for it):
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/story.jesushead.cnn.jpg

Source: http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html
 
Cookie 2
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 05:21 pm
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whatever floats their boat to masterbate to Smile hee hee Mr. Green
 
Cookie 2
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 07:39 pm
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Thorwald wrote:

I forgot about that verse. I had to memorise that entire chapter many years ago.


good old memory work. i still remember a lot of stuff i had to memorize from the DBs too. remember those things? such as the following (from where i don't exactly remember):

"How and on what do we judge a person's spiritual strength. by who knows the most word, no. when we want to find out who is the strongest and most spiritual, we ask questions like 'how obedient are they to leadership? do they immediately obey without complaint? are they usually cheerful? how do they take correction? how do they take change? do they offer to go beyond what is expected of them, and do more than they are asked without complaint either on their lips or in their heart?'"

no wonder trying to live up to "the word" i was always burnt out.

god. these things haunt me. Neutral
 
Cookie 2
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 07:52 pm
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ah yes, then after that part of the quote it goes on to expain how they define who's most spiritual:


"how easy is it for them to take things by faith, and not have to have an explanation for everything, do they mind their own business and are they easy for others to get along with?"

so asking questions is really considered unspiritual.
 
Anonymous
 
Reply Sun 9 Mar, 2008 04:04 pm
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Thorwald wrote:
Quote:
According to some, here is what a typical Jewish man would have looked like back then (and they also claim this is what Jesus would have looked like, assuming there really was a such a man and there is no physical evidence for it)...

Historical Jesus looks like gay bear to me...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community
Here's an interesting image of Jesus:
http://gayspirituality.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/21/ohlson_ecceh5.jpg
More gay Jesus art can be found at myoutspirit.com. My favorite is the cover art for a book called "Jesus in Love:
http://gayspirituality.typepad.com/blog/2007/12/sex-and-spirit.html
 
 

 
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