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Kayla 1
 
Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 05:54 pm
Doctor joke
Hope this makes someone smile, let me know if you find any other good jokes. It's a good way to break up the day!


A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.

The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a
little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been
overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the
trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even
examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my
stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said. "Pretty clever. I
think I'll try that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several
minutes talking with an elderly woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the
church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is
almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my
stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it,
noticed the preacher under the bed."
 
moomin 1
 
Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 06:29 pm
hehehe Laughing funny stuff!
 
alik63
 
Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 03:24 pm
this was nice joke.
 
Groovy chick
 
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2005 11:35 am
Funny! Smile
 
rascal
 
Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2005 07:07 pm
wow that was excellent
hahahahha.......think i want to print that one out to save it for later
i always remember something i learned.......
tell me if i am wrong.......
when you laugh, endodorphins are released from your brain. and those things are what help you heal.
so, keep up the great jokes for our health!!
great joke
rascal
 
 

 
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